[유머] 중국몽 꿈꾸다 망한 선수

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<div><ul><li class="flt" ><div class="smartOutput" style="width:680px; overflow:hidden;"><p><a href="http://www.widesum.com/?n=696415&page=1" target="_blank"><img border=0 name='target_resize_image[]' id='image_window(this)' style='cursor:pointer;' src="https://img.jjang0u.com/data3/chalkadak/160/202004/04/158598791120418.jpg" border="0" style="cursor:pointer;" title="클릭하시면 원본 이미지를 보실 수 있습니다" hspace="5" vspace="5" id="originImgView(this)" width="680" ></a> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px;">한때 오토체스, TTF(이하 롤토체스,롤체) 쌉고수로 유명했던 진수도사라는 선수 였는데</span></p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">한참 롤체잘나갈 때, 롤체 쓰레기겜임 ㅅㄱ 하면서 롤체팬들 다 버리고 롤체접어버림.</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">그리고 자기 오토체스 대회나간다면서 오토체스에만 전념함</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">결국 중국에서 열린 5억짜리 대회에서 우승함</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">그런데 그게 벌써 1뇬 다되가는데 인데 아직도 입금안됨.</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">아무리 메신저 넣고 항의해도 중국놈들 들은척도 안함.</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">5억믿고 방송도 ㅈ같이 하다, 망하니까 결국 다시 롤체 시작함</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">중국몽을 꿈꾸다가 ㅈ됨.</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">=================이하 방송내용 요약==================</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">나 5억 아직 못받았어</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">시청자 : 언제준데요??</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">몰라 언제주는지. 메신저로 물어봤는데 대답이 안나와.</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">~~~</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">일상대화</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">~~~</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">나도 자취하고 싶긴 해요 근데 상금이 안들어왔어</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">시청자 : 대회 끝난지가 언젠데 아직도 안줌 ㄷㄷ</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">반뇬 지났는데 아직도 안들어와 오체 왜 안들어와</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">시청자 : 먹튀한거 아니냐 ㅋㅋ</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">아 근데 얘가 대답을 안해요 이틀 지났는데 대답을 안해</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">진짜 먹튀한거면 에픽게임즈에 항의해야 돼</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">일단은 첫째로 게임회사에 항의한 다음에 두번째로 에픽게임즈에 항의해야 돼</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">일단은 좀 기다려 봅시다</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">아니 그런데 어떻게 메신저 대답도 안하지 </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">나 진짜 이거 믿고 존나 건방 떨고 방송 ㅈ같이 하고 때려치고 다 버렸거든 </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">이거 없으면 나 안돼 큰일나</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">시청자: 먹튀하면 동기 오지게 생기겠네</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">그렇겠네 바로 동기 생기죠 바로 그 다음날부터 신입스트리머 등장</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">"아 반갑습니다~ 오늘 새로 롤토체스 시작하는 김진수라고 하고요~"</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">바로 그냥 어 ㅅㅂ "오늘 1시부터 11시까지 방송할거고요 유튜브 편집자 구하고 있습니다" 이지랄~</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">근데 그렇게 해야돼 진짜로 </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">==========</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);"> </p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">블쟈도 상금주는데 1뇬 6개월걸렸다는 내용도 있던데...</p><p style="-webkit-tap-highlight-color: transparent; box-sizing: inherit; font-family: "open sans", "malgun gothic", "nanum gothic", dotum, arial, sans-serif; line-height: 22.4px; font-size: 14px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);">그래도 중국은 신용이 안가는것도 사실이지</p></div></li></ul></div><br /><a href="http://www.widesum.com/?n=696415" target="_blank">[출처] 와이드섬 - "http://www.widesum.com/?n=696415</a>